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Watched #RebelMoonPart1AChildOfFire

Welp...that was a fucking waste of time. A blurry, brown, empty mess. It's literally a two-hour recruitment run, in which every character gets one scene for themselves, after which they step into the background for the next #StarWars rip-of...uh, pastiche location. Every two scenes it's intercut with flashbacks from Sofia Boutella's character.

And don't even get me started on the slow motion. #ZackSnyder really overplays his hand here. #RebelMoon #movies