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Santa Update

Santa Claus announced today he was eliminating the use of coal for the stockings of those on the bad list in order to comply with the recent global agreement to phase out coal production.
Bad children will instead receive sternly worded admonishments. The large number of new Republicans on the list will get subpoenas, arrest warrants, or reindeer droppings.
Also, #Santa announced the relocation of his workshop to the Antarctic since the loss of ice in the Arctic has been so severe.