> Be my wife
> Go to neighbors' house
> Neighbor's daughter is there
> Neighbor's daughter starts talking about her adopted daughter
> Wife starts pondering why she adopted, e.g. can't conceive, etc.
> Another woman steps out
> Neighbor's daughter "This is my husband"
> Adopted kid comes out and runs towards the other woman ... "Dada... dada...."

My wife is still in shock, and I'm wondering what world I'm living in.