Wife's cousin, roughly my age:

- was one of those wild shitheads as a kid, always getting into trouble

- matured a bit, went through an emo age

- got married, had a kid, went to Afghanistan to be a contractor (truck driver)

- came back, couldn't handle real life, divorced his wife, went back to Afghanistan (rarely sees his daughter)

- came back, had another kid with another girl a couple years ago

- fast forward to today -- just had another kid with another girl, and then we learn AT THE SAME TIME he got a Brazliian girl pregnant, she had kid at almost same time as this aforementioned one

- now he's pissed off that side of the family because he's fucking off to Brazil for 3 months "or more" and not showing up for the family Christmas


Amazing. Here's to you Casey 🍻