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FUCK YOU, COMP SCI!

If you're dumb enough to learn a new language this weekend
You're a big enough schmuck to learn GNU Common Lisp!

Bad docs! Monads for IO! Unicode!

If you think you're going to find use for Common Lisp, you can Kiss My Ass!

It's our belief that you're such a dumb motherfucker you'll fall for this bullshit - Guaranteed!

If you find a better runtime
Shove it up your ugly ass!
You heard us right!
Shove it up your ugly ass!

Bring your Calculus!
Bring your Paradigms!
Bring your Advisor!

We'll fuck 'em! That's right! We'll fuck your advisor!
Because with Common Lisp, You're fucked Six ways from Graduation!

Lose a week - To Common Lisp!

Home of CHALLENGE PACKAGING! That's right! CHALLENGE PACKAGING!

How does it work?
If you can get the same executable to run on two machines
and not get a segmentation fault
You get no GC overhead!