additions to the list:
- one-sided devotion
- we've known each other for so long, we might as well be friends
- we survived a dangerous and harrowing situation together
- Kate Beaton's Nemesis Comic
- our best friends are dating each other and we keep ending up the 3rd/4th wheel
- big sibling rivalry energy
- person who submitted a paper & review two
- you are the cryptid that keeps appearing when I’m working the night shift and no one believes my stories about the messed-up things I’ve seen you do
- reluctantly working together even though we don't like each other because we'd like working with anyone else even less
- It's Complicated (TM)
- make each other better
- make each other worse
- the definition of married (platonic)
- will die together in a heart shaped pool of blood
- they should kill each other
- they WILL make it romantic/sexual no matter what
- u remind me of me and I hate it
- ur the only one of these clowns I respect, I guess