Merry Hatsmas everybody. 2023 is drawing to a close and I've somehow escaped eternal judgement for a little while longer. So what better way to spend my short reprieve than by selling hats to strangers on the internet. After all I want to make sure that when they lay me to rest it requires a bulldozer to push in all the legos and figurines I can take with me. "Wasn't that a grown man?" they'll ask as I'm dressed in only the finest of Sonic the Hedgehog pajamas. "Yes he was." the AI DJ that has stolen my voice will answer before going into its 80th rendition of a duet song with a cartoon rabbit from the internet. So join me this Saturday, the 16th, at 7pm CST (8pm EST) for a stream over on Youtube. See you then.