@Hyolobrika @Maholmire @dcc @pwm

> I go to a sandwich place and they ask if I want mayo or mustard on the pastrami and, as there is only one real answer, I'm forced to conclude that the proprietors are filthy heathens.

You know, on my second look at that sentence, I'm revising slightly: that is not a joke. Mayonnaise on pastrami is an abomination and anyone that puts those two things together is uncivilized and godless they probably got their occupational training from a witch doctor.