hiring manager: you use latex to format your resume! impressive. that computer modern font is so distinctive
me (haughtily): computer modern? how pedestrian. if you care to look more closely you might observe that this is Concrete Roman and Italic, a derivative of Computer Modern designed to blend with Herrman Zapf's mathematical typeface AMS Euler for the publication of Concrete Mathematics: A Foundation for Computer Science by graham, knuth, & patashnik
me: hired
manager: quits