Many years ago a science fiction author posited that someday we would have "mood pills" we took to get through the day, not like the weird antidepressants and shit they shovel at you to milk your insurance and make you sad and complacent but actual "fuck it I am happy" pills

And now YouTube ads are pushing mood gummies.

Wife: "I took an aroused gummy!"

Obviously completely fucked guy who loves microwaved meals: "Oh no I took a sleep gummy!" (passes out leaving wife unsatisfied)

Wife: "I guess I will just take care of myself."

This isn't the shitty dystopian future I signed up for you guys suck.

Also how many fucking people want to take shit to fuck with their mood that they can advertise it? Crazy as hell, probably make a billion dollars.