@dcc oh btw I made up the "jews own the basketball teams" part just for the joke, but of course as it turns out: https://forward.com/israel/197643/why-are-so-many-pro-basketball-owners-jewish-like/
> There are only three Jewish players in the NBA, and no Jewish head coaches. Yet nearly half the principal owners of NBA teams are Jewish, as are the league’s current commissioner and its immediate past commissioner.
LMFAO