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<blockquote style="position: relative; padding-left: 55px;"><section><a href="https://universeodon.com/users/LadyDragonfly/statuses/111438629182027532">𝐿𝒶𝓃𝒶  :verifiedtrans: (ladydragonfly@universeodon.com)'s status on Monday, 20-Nov-2023 17:40:01 JST</a><a href="https://universeodon.com/@LadyDragonfly" title="ladydragonfly@universeodon.com"><img src="https://gnusocial.jp/avatar/40883-48-20221128174448.webp" width="48" height="48" alt="𝐿𝒶𝓃𝒶  :verifiedtrans:" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0;">𝐿𝒶𝓃𝒶  :verifiedtrans:</a></section><article><p>BRITISH TEA TRANSLATION GUIDE</p><p>"Cup of tea?" = A valued friend has arrived. Let's welcome them in.</p><p>"Spot of tea?" = A foreign guest has arrived. Hyper-English Mary Poppins mode activated.</p><p>"Pot of tea?" = The in-laws have arrived. I would very much like to impress them.</p><p>"...tea?" = I find this situation awkward. Let's do literally anything else.</p><p>"Cuppa?" = I don't know you. This is a veiled threat.</p><p>"Fancy a cuppa?" = You are smokin hot. Would you care for some intercourse? </p><p>"I'll make some tea." = There has been a death in the family or national tragedy.</p></article><footer><a rel="bookmark" href="https://gnusocial.jp/conversation/2354035#notice-4646603">In conversation</a><time datetime="2023-11-20T17:40:01+09:00" title="Monday, 20-Nov-2023 17:40:01 JST">about a year ago</time> <span>from <span><a href="https://universeodon.com/@LadyDragonfly/111438629182027532" rel="external" title="Sent from universeodon.com via ActivityPub">universeodon.com</a></span></span><a href="https://universeodon.com/@LadyDragonfly/111438629182027532">permalink</a></footer></blockquote>

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BRITISH TEA TRANSLATION GUIDE
"Cup of tea?" = A valued friend has arrived. Let's welcome them in.
"Spot of tea?" = A foreign guest has arrived. Hyper-English Mary Poppins mode activated.
"Pot of tea?" = The in-laws have arrived. I would very much like to impress them.
"...tea?" = I find this situation awkward. Let's do literally anything else.
"Cuppa?" = I don't know you. This is a veiled threat.
"Fancy a cuppa?" = You are smokin hot. Would you care for some intercourse?
"I'll make some tea." = There has been a death in the family or national tragedy.
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