buying a phone nowadays feels like if you wanted an oven and you went to the appliance store and said you wanted an oven and they showed you a large selection of microwaves and then when you go like "what about an oven that isn't a microwave" they look at you like you're from the 1950s and patiently try to explain how much more convenient a microwave is and you're like "I understand all that but what I want is different" and they're like "well... too bad"