@WaughheadRex @rdr @scalar @YeetLibs >Noachidic "laws" aren't in the torah/tanakh
Yes they are, including the relevant Noahic passages in Genesis 8-9. Superficially, they are laws that even genuine Christians would affirm are taught in the Bible; however, the specific Judaic and anti-Christian interpretations of these laws, like the denial of Trinitarian doctrine, and the belief that following these justifies you before God, is not found in the Tanakh.

1. Do not worship other gods or commit idolatry.
Gen. 8:20, Ex. 20:2-4, Lev. 19:4, 26:1, Deu. 6:4-5, 29:16-19, 32:21, Ez. 18:6

2. Do not curse God.
Ex. 20:7, 22:28, Lev. 19:12, Deu. 6:5, 32:2-6, Ps. 68:26, Eccl. 10:20

3. Do not murder
Gen. 9:5-6, Ex. 20:13, Num. 35:16-21, 30-33, Ps. 17:4, Ez. 18:10

4. Do not practice sexually immorality
Gen. 9:22-26 (Canaan may have committed immorality in this passage, than merely Ham's voyeurism. The "saw his nakedness" or "uncovered his nakedness" is a euphemism for sexuality with another's spouse or relative.), Ex. 20:14, Lev. 18:6-20 22-23, 20:11-21, Ez. 18:6, 11

5. Do not steal.
Ex. 20:15, 21:16, 22:1-15, Lev. 19:11, Deu. 5:19, 24:7, Ez 18:12-13

6. Do not be cruel to animals or drink their blood
Gen 9:4, Ex. 23:4-5, Lev. 17:10-16, 25:4-5, Deu. 22:6-7, 25:4, Pro. 27:23-27

7. Establish justice in the land.
Ex. 23:2-3, 6-9, Lev. 19:13-19, Deu. 16:19-20, 24:10-22, Ez. 18:7-8

>he was a mythical figure
Oh, that's the problem. You are a scoffer. You need to repent of that and turn to Jesus Christ.