Okay Resisters... here's the status report on the Kiwi Farms. #fightback #dropkiwifarms

- The Ukrainian host with DDoS protection that has been serving KF-related content since August has not relented at all. The Ukrainian Ministry of Defense responded to our complaints by saying "we have other shit to worry about holy shit shut the fuck up".
- We thought Hostslick kicked them off but they were actually getting better DDoS protection set up.
- There's a new Polish host in rotation but we can't find any Polish people to help us write emails. The poles we ask for help just scream at us something about Pope John Paul the 2nd in their horrible shshshs language.
- Their mail server is back up and since it doesn't actually do anything but send mail, the only option we have available to us about it is to complain to Google to try and get a domain called "lolcow dot llc" revoked. That would accomplish literally nothing, but at least I could get more Twitter likes for it than the 10 I'm getting for this message.
- Their IPv6 network was down but it's already back up with a 4th host - and includes evil numbers making fun of us.
- Even our DDoS attacks are only marginally effective at this point.
- We've tried extorting, blackmailing, defaming, and threatening everyone we can think of (we're the good guys and this is total war like when the allies strategically bombed all the railroads in europe) but for some reason this isn't helping either???
- I have been monitoring this so obsessively I am now physically ill and have an autoimmune condition that is now eating away at my face, probably due to high levels of stress hormones. This is just in time for my public speaking engagements which make me look more like a rotting corpse than normal.

Listen... we're in this for the long haul. Even though we have completely and totally failed to do the one thing we've set out to do, the important thing is that I now have a job as CTO with a Cloudflare competitor called Honeycomb my 'life partner' also works at.

Anyways here's the horrible companies that are no good. Definitely don't consider doing business with them because of how reliable they are.

epik.com/ (Domain Registrar)
terrahost.com/ (US/NL/Norway/Nigeria Hosting)
vsys.host/ (UA/NL Hosting)
hostslick.com/ (NL Hosting)
incognet.io/ (NL Hosting)

Kind regards,
Liz Dong-Gone