>"XERASER STOP MASTURBATING YOU'RE AN ADDICT IT'S RUINING YOU"
>unironically thinks I jerk off every 5 minutes
>tell her I'm too tired and sleep-deprived to do it even once a month more often than not
>doesn't believe me but she's now obsessed with my dick and cum and thinks I get off to her knowing what I do with my dick

What did I do to deserve this? Are the vril guys right after all? :Thinkception:

RT: https://poa.st/objects/8b01f222-dc5e-47d7-8818-08f359eff93d