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TRUMP JAILED BUT WHERE?

The ex-President was jailed indefinitely for witness intimidation. A rogue secret service agent, before flying to Brazil, told our reporter: "We are so done with that dope. All I can tell you is that he's locked up tighter than a pickle in a jar and no longer needs our protection. What a relief! I'm outta here."

People reported seeing Trump in Istanbul, Jo'burg, Kingston, Lima, Moscow, Naples, & Ottawa. Michael Cohen said "Look under the bus." Biden smiled.