>the European Union has laws protecting the origin and manufacture of branded products, i.e. you can't just call your California sparkling white wine "champagne"
>big jew who owns the grapes in the Champagne valley: "hahahaha yes."
>oh well then surely Cheddar cheese should be manufactured near Cheddar in the classic Cheddar fashion
>big jew who owns big dairy: "hahahaha noooooo."

Many such cases.