@Terry the brits conquered the racial jungle so they could have a racial zoo and now the zoo animals are looose madagascar movie style.
Bloody hell, wasn't Nigel in charge of attraction security? No you mumbling idiot you had a typo on the security assessment form, it states that Nigger is in charge of attraction security you imbecile!
What are we going to do? Don't panic we can have this sorted out before tea time, if we're lucky we can watch the football match at the pub.