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- Embed this notice@nyoom Alright. So the first thing you must understand is that I believe I am the smartest person ever born. You see while everyone else is solving math problems I'm not smart enough to solve and creating rocket ships I'm not smart enough to solve and figuring out physics and scientific theories my pea-brain could never come up with; I focused on the REAL FIELD. HOW TO STOP BEING SAD. So, I went on my cataclysmic psychological journey to ascend from the putrid tortured animal I was to the free and clear-breathing spirit that I am now. Naturally, I would tell my friends about this, and every time they'd pull up with some shit like "Oh my god that's just like enantiodromia!" "Oh my god you're integrating your shadow!" "Oh that's an animus integration moment!" I WAS OVERCOME WITH RAGE. I PUT UNIMAGINABLE EFFORT INTO THE FIELD OF NO LONGER BEING SAD AND THIS FUCKING OLD STINKY DEAD GNOSTIC KEEPS STEALING MY THUNDER??????? YOU'RE TELLING ME 90% OF MY ADVANCEMENTS IN THE FIELD OF NOT BEING SAD HAVE ALREADY BEEN CATALOGUED ON THE DEPTHS OF WIKIPEDIA???? (Nobody has ever actually read Jung obviously lol). Then I learned more about him. He loves myth??? He's schizophrenic????? He psychosismaxxes??????? MUST HE STEAL EVERYTHING FROM ME. MY MORTAL ENEMY. Thankfully the 10% of things he missed are actually very important and my superiority was asserted in finality when he started studying turning piss to gold while I learned to ascend. Anyway my next mortal enemy, Lao Tzu with a steel chair, will be much more challenging to defeat.