Kill pernias. Behead pernias. Roundhouse kick a pernia into the concrete. Slam dunk a pernia baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy pernias. Defecate in a pernia's food. Launch pernias into the sun. Stir fry pernias in a wok. Toss pernias into active volcanoes. Urinate into a pernia's gas tank. Judo throw pernias into a wood chipper. Twist pernias heads off. Report pernias to the IRS. Karate chop pernias in half. Curb stomp pregnant pernias. Trap pernias in quicksand. Crush pernias in the trash compactor. Liquefy pernias in a vat of acid. Eat pernias. Dissect pernias. Exterminate pernias in the gas chamber. Stomp pernias skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate pernias in the oven. Lobotomize pernias. Mandatory abortions for pernias. Grind pernias fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown pernias in fried chicken grease. Vaporize pernias with a ray gun. Kick old pernias down the stairs. Feed pernias to alligators. Slice pernias with a katana.