First of all, it is extremely funny to me that the dude's name is Connor Stalions, I just wanna get that out of the way here.
Secondly, stealing signs is such bullshit, if we're gonna hire naval intelligence ninjas to cheat at football, I fucking demand we deploy some of them Cuban military-grade psywar crickets our CIA guys claim to need brain damage monies for, directly into the OSU QBs room.
Finally; legal schmeagle, this is college football. I'm sorry... we got caught.