This guy messaged me for a hook-up.
I asked what he's into, and he said "what do ya mean".
I asked if he's married, and he said "no obviously"
I asked if he was straight or bi, and he said he was "obviously straight"
So I asked why that would be obvious, he said "because I'm a guy and I like women"
I pointed out that bi men are men who like women, and he said "I don't suck on dicks I suck on nipples"
Does he think men don't have nipples? Does he look at his own chest and wonder when those two weird pimples will go away?
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