youtube next week: It looks like you covered up your web browser with another window. Video playback is now modal.
youtube in two weeks: We see that your sound is turned down. You can watch one more video at volumes below 85% before your videos are blocked.
youtube in a month: Your pupil tracking score is only 0.627. Please attend our free pupillary training sessions; once your score reaches 0.95 you may again see cats frightened by cucumbers.