"Hello sir, am I speaking with XXXXXXXXXXXX?"
"Yes, that's me."
"Good afternoon sir, we are calling inform you that you've been drafted for the effort in Israel."
"Ahem. Kike."
"We're sorry sir, but conduct like that won't be tolerated in the military, we are going to have to dishonorably discharge you from the US armed forces."
"Fuck dude that sucks."