Uploading an EPUB file onto a Kindle
Expectation:
- Plug in Kindle
- Copy the EPUB file to documents/
Reality:
- Plug in Kindle
- Copy the EPUB file to documents/
- Doesn’t do anything
- Search online
- “You need the Send to Kindle™ app”
- Download and install Send to Kindle™ on a PC running Microsoft® Windows®
- Launch Send to Kindle™
- Log in with Amazon® account
- “Incorrect Phone Number”
- Realizes Amazon® is r*cist and doesn’t accept Chinese Amazon® accounts
- Create Murican Amazon® account
- Signs out on Kindle
- Sign in with the Murican Amazon® account on Kindle
- Sign in with the Murican Amazon® account on Send to Kindle™
- Right click on the EPUB file and select Send to Kindle®
- Send
- Doesn’t do anything
- Wait 3 hours
- EPUB magically appears on Kindle
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