@PeachySummer @lina is the video that prompted this desire? It's what I thought of immediately as well.

What that video doesn't tell you is that all grocery store lobsters are condemned criminals. They're the worst of the worst, death row inmates, dead crustracean walking, the sea creatures that have done the most serious shit. There's incredible editing in that video to give the lobster the appearance of non-violence and passivity, but I guarantee that every other cut is skipping past the thing lunging at the camera with a knife. It's the worst kind of propaganda.