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what does one even suggest to male/female couples looking to unicorn hunt specifically a girl when youve never had a threesome before?

like, ok uh, one you need to recognise why this is called unicorn hunting, you need something serious as an offering to find one. Like you have to be french swingers who have done this a lot, with a big bag of drugs and a beautiful house and be able to pay for a taxi directly there, have a party for a few hours, play dress up, gift your unicorn one of your fancy coats and on top you have to both be really hot and be ready to make your unicorn breakfast.