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Periodic reminder that Martha Stewart is a white collar ex-con who did her time at FCP Alderson, which is commonly called "Camp Cupcake" because it's America's cushiest prison and, following her time served, continued her successful career wherein she makes money hand over first as America's perfect WASP mom archetype.

I'm not pro-incarceration at all. Just pointing out the rich, white, and powerful play by very different rules with very different consequences (if they ever even "suffer" any at all).