I am sad to report that despite her being very, very dim, the Liberal Democrats did have her as a potential PPC in Little Shitsbury on the Wold for five nanoseconds, largely because nobody else wanted to do it and she was having a good day so remembered to keep breathing in and out and not blurt out, “THE TRANS DID SEVEN ELEVEN” during the interview.
Then they realised that even by the low intake standard of British MP material, she was a liability, and dropped her.
I expect the Tories would have been fine with everything. They’re a lot less fussy.