I was going to write this after the poll expired to avoid poisoning the results, but since I don't find the results remotely plausible for at least two reasons, no reason to wait.
1. I posted this poll at ~1am PT / 4am ET and the response rate is basically the same as for any other poll I post around this time even though I asked for U.S. and Canadian folks only. I have decent info on, geographically, who will see things depending on when I post based on when I post and this makes no sense.