i have had stomach problems ever since i was in the US. the last two days i got sick seemingly were from drinking sparkling water but i dont want to believe that being the cause. i couldnt deal with the loss of being able to drink fizzy water. flat water sucks so much ass and this is one of the few germanisms abt myself that i dont want to rot out either. this is fucking up my rizz. what other “german” traits do i even have that i can show a potential american marriage partner besides this