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20 years ago I was a forklift driver at a warehouse. The supervisor was a rather rotund woman in her mid-40s. An absolutely terrible person. At the time one of the other drivers was a middle aged guy named Frank. I was non religious at the time but he would constantly preach the Bible at every opportunity.

To cut to the chase, the woman was going through a divorce and her husband also worked at the warehouse. It turns out he had caught her in bed with another man. Frank was not having it at all. During the meeting, he stood there eating a pack of peanut m&ms with a crazy look in his eye. She opened up the floor to contribute to the meeting. Frank raises his hand, yells "adulterer!!" At the top of his lungs and from about 8 feet away launches a Christ fueled divine candy ball and pegs her in the forehead. She falls to the ground in an overly dramatic fashion, writhing. He yells " God blessed you that I did not have a stone"