I ended up there because of the comments to a post where someone screenshotted a conversation that went something like:
1: Drake said only people with two-syllable names are successful, but his own name is just one syllable!
2: No it isn't, it's two syllables.
1: Seriously, it's one syllable.
2: It's two! You don't know syllables? Seriously, this is primary school stuff. It would have been different if his name was actually one syllable, like Aaron.
1: Are you kidding me right now?? Aaron is three syllables.
Note: Apparently in Hebrew Aaron is actually three syllables! Not in English though. Unless you're Keegan.
Draké.