Anything that touches commiefornia should be treated as if it is radioactive.

Also Aryan you have the nipple pass. I have seen your nips, but you weigh about the same amount as me despite being six inches shorter, so you could probably beat me in a fight. I am going to wrap that up with your Irish heritage and give you an honorary pass on both fronts.

The moment you get under 225lbs it is revoked.