@alex Look, buddy, we get it. You're vegan. Every morning I wake up and the sun shines a little less brightly because I already know, even before my morning coffee, I'm going to hear about your latest vegan adventures. It's like I have an internal calendar, and instead of days of the week, it's just "Alex's Vegan Talks - Part 1", "Alex's Vegan Talks - Part 2" and so on.

Remember that time when I dropped my pen at the last gscon and you told me how it's not made of vegan ink? Or when we were talking about space exploration and somehow you circled back to plant-based life on Mars? Classic Alex moments.

I'm genuinely happy for your leafy, cruelty-free lifestyle, I am. But let's switch it up sometimes! Tell me about that tree you saw on your run, or the book you read last night. Hell, I'll even take a story about the weather over the daily vegan chronicle. Variety is the spice of life, my dude, and not just in the form of tofu and tempeh.