An ugly married pervert just came up to me on the beach and told me he's been watching me and basically straight up asked me to have sex. And I told him I'm married and he said he's married too. And I told him to leave and he wouldn't leave it alone so I yelled at him to leave me alone and what the fuck is wrong with him Until people started looking and he walked away.

Well, I think he came out of that more damaged than I did XD