Canadian government to deploy "goon tombs" as part of a "solution" to the gamer question
Entrance into the washdown-slick mobile masturbation immurement chambers "voluntary acceptance of medical assistance in dying." Leblanc, St-Onge stress "while services are intended primarily for the use of asocial males they are fully capable of servicing all genders." It is estimated the campaign will save Canadians at least ten million CAD a year during the pilot, ballooning to a hundred million if deployed nation wide. Opposition critics from the Conservatives and the NDP noted the fabrication and operation of the units were contracted to corporations close to Trudeau and his cabinet, as well as the possibility of opening rehabilitation centres for gooners to encourage them to abandon their extreme masturbatory habits in exchange for gainful employment at Tim Horton's or Canadian Tire.
We were not able to get hold of any gooners for comment.