Things I miss on Twitter because you can't do them on Mastodon (no, you really can't, and don't bother arguing about it):
1. Building a long-running thread of boosts with a similar theme. I used to have a collection of "proof we're living in a dystopia" posts.
2. When I think of a s***posty thing to say, searching for it and instead showing everyone else who thought of it first.
3. Causing companies to s*** bricks by complaining about them where they can see that their customers can see it.