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@deesenaughts @monsterislandcolonizer I told them “yeah, my girl hides behind me when I’m talking to strangers” and the guys scrunched like “ugh, what a pain” while the girls said “aww cute”

I just don’t get it. I know there’s this archetype of guy who wants the finger-in-your-chest type of woman to keep him nice and disciplined. It’s the same kind of chump who hires apersonal trainer knowing he’ll be a mess without someone forcing him to obey the rules.

Maybe it’s the stress of living that makes guys averse to taking on additional weight. I know it’s sometimes a little taxing knowing I finish a lot of work only to head home and put out even MORE fires, but the good vastly, utterly outweighs the bad. (It wouldn’t if she’s a fat girl though, then I’d be tapping out)