@Thoughtdoc

> be me, alien

> bored

> flying around in space, see some planet with a bunch of apes fighting each other

> go down, have a look

> computer detects nukes and figures out how to fire them remotely (it's super advanced alien tech that can do that)

> send a message but don't actually fire them for some reason, just spook them a little

> that was fun, I guess

> leave

> still bored