Me, a few days ago: "Hey, everyone. Microsoft's pushed their monthly patch for their Malware Prevention Tool, be sure to update it in the Software Center over the next few days so you don't get a forced reboot pushed down your throats."
Everyone else: "OKAY!"
Me: "And here are screenshots of how to do it."
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Today, everyone:
"Hey, forced restart, BRB,"
"Me too!"
"My computer's rebooting itself in 5 minutes."
"FORCED RESTART WHY?!"
Some days I really don't know why I even try.