My five year old son trying to make conversation with other children:
Son: Is your corn about ready to harvest?
Kid: We don't have a garden.
Son: _totally surprised not everyone has a garden_
Son: Well, your cows calving yet?
Kid: We don't have any cows.
Son: _totally surprised not everyone raises cattle_
Son: Are your chickens laying in this heat?
Kid: We don't have and chickens.