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JERRY: Man, Twitter has really gone down the tubes

KRAMER: Twitter? Come on man, how are you still on the bird site? I keep telling you Jerry, you have GOT to join Mastodon!

JERRY: Eh. Mastodon? Who's on Mastodon?

KRAMER: Oh, people, Jerry! People who-

JERRY: Well, there's the problem. People.

GEORGE: I want a social network with NO PEOPLE!

ELAINE: You mean like BlueSky?

GEORGE: Eh. There are still too many people on that.

JERRY: That's where they made their big mistake. They actually sent out invite codes.

GEORGE: I'm launching my OWN network.

JERRY: Disgracebook?

ELAINE: Bitter?

GEORGE: No! COSTANZAGRAM! You have NO FRIENDS, you see NOTHING and you do NOTHING, you only have ONE reaction, and it's DISLIKE!

JERRY: A social NOT-work!

ELAINE: So how do you join?

GEORGE: NOBODY JOINS! EVERYBODY IS ALREADY THERE! Just, no one can ever leave.

JERRY: An inescapable loop of boredom and despair. How will you market it?

GEORGE: 'Finally an online experience just like real life'