10k monthly active users: "Mastodon is dead!"
100k monthly active users: "Mastodon is dead!"
1,000k monthly active users: "Mastodon is dead!"
1,300k monthly active users: "Mastodon is dead!"
1,400k monthly active users: "Mastodon is dead!"
1,800k monthly active users: "Mastodon is dead!"
I'm starting to think these people aren't real doctors.