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@ned @Sabex

You hit the nail on the head!

Imagine the popularity boost of a politician (and corporations) if they promoted a platform of more sex - more babies! The slogans practically write themselves...

"If you see something, fuck something"

"Just Fuck It"

" There are some things money can't buy. Sex isn't one of them. Use Mastercard. "

Gatorade: "Is it in you?" (no change needed.)

KFC: "Finger Lickin' Good" (again no change needed)

M&Ms: " Melts in your mouth not in your hands"