Yeah but this is literally *impossible* to do.

We cannot put all these packages in distro package managers. Especially because we need every version of all of these packages because so many libraries in these languages don't properly follow SEMVER so we can't just say "oh, 1.0 of this nodejs-widget should be compatible with all these things" -- because it's not. They all need the specific versions of the packages that they were pinned to or you're asking for a free vacation to the 9 circles of hell