The machines of Mars tell the aliens how they "uploaded" their minds.
"Oh no." Says one alien involuntarily, but his friends nudge him to be quiet.
The machines of Mars have many questions to ask the aliens, but the aliens are growing bored. They just saw a video on their ship's social feed of senior officers diving & swimming in jewel blue waters with sea turtles & colorful fish. And there are photos of the remarkable birds-
"uh. We are honored to meet you and all but for now we must go." 6/