I am the only one in the house that drinks coffee, so, I am the only one that makes coffee. I have a routine. If I do not deviate from the routine, I do not run out of coffee.
Having been away for days, I should have a surplus of coffee.
I am out of coffee.
Make yerba mate in place of the coffee, and head out to the outdoor patio. Power up the laptop, stream some music through the phone.
Check the wifi logs. I'm captain static IP. Having set up reservations for frequent family and friends, not too many people come around. The neighbors don't typically hit my networks. Scrolling, probably fedex driver, amazon delivery, mail carrier, unknown but short time & daytime hits. The new mac address that appeared around 18:00 EST and was on over 24hrs is concerning.