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Dad: I don't belong here!

Me: Where do you belong?

Dad: Cupertino!

Me: Is there somebody or something you want to see there?

Dad: No.

…

Dad: [pulls out speaker phone, dials]

My brother: Hi dad, how are you? Settling in OK?

Dad: I'm going to ask you to do something hard. The hardest thing you've ever done. [Struggles to regain composure.]

Brother: What's that?

Dad, in an emotional whisper: I want you to take mW somewhere … to die.

Brother: Sorry, I'm in the car, can you speak up?